my names angel and i alwyas spill the ashtray

"Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships.
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated."
(via phillups)

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foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

crocsy:

when bae is being problematic

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heyreallygiger:

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

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fohk:

“Mothers, lock up your sons!”
Thirteen (2003)Catherine Hardwicke
urnasty:

cutie patootie

sassychickennugget:

If I’m dating you, you don’t need to get jealous of other people. I am with you, only you. If you ever think I’m flirting with other people, I’m not. There’s a reason why I chose you and only you. I only want you, no one else. You are mine. I am yours.

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sexience:

best porn blog ever
plantsandcoffee:

voltizer:

okay this is from spirited away and i think it is possibly the most beautiful thing.

i had to watch it right when i saw this