my names angel and i alwyas spill the ashtray

heyreallygiger:

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

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fohk:

“Mothers, lock up your sons!”
Thirteen (2003)Catherine Hardwicke
urnasty:

cutie patootie

sassychickennugget:

If I’m dating you, you don’t need to get jealous of other people. I am with you, only you. If you ever think I’m flirting with other people, I’m not. There’s a reason why I chose you and only you. I only want you, no one else. You are mine. I am yours.

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sexience:

best porn blog ever
plantsandcoffee:

voltizer:

okay this is from spirited away and i think it is possibly the most beautiful thing.

i had to watch it right when i saw this
comfylyfe:

Need
wank-r:

UNNECESSARILY DEPRESSINg
fadedprincess23:

We come in peace. 平和

lubricates:

at least 2014 didnt start out with someone sucking on a tampon

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